claydols:
my childhood was slightly embarrassing because i had no idea what morningwood was so id be screaming “IT’S STICKING UP AGAIN” with my hands down my pants which wouldnt help the cause at all
meladoodle:
its old people or babies doing outrageous things, or just an overused joke template thats literally 98% of my posts why are you still here
nahshaw:
I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago.
(via chasethe-sunset)